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Arnold Schwarzenegger (Pronounced “AWWWLLL-NULLD SWATSTIKANEGGER”) is a cybernetic overlord sent from Alpha Centauri to conquer Earth and subjugate the human population. However, over time he is corrupted by money, women, politics, and huge pectoral muscles.¹

Bio: Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger (German pronunciation (IPA): ) (born on July 30 1947) is an Austrian-American bodybuilder, actor and Republican politician, currently serving as the 38th Governor of California. He was elected on October 7 2003 in a special recall election to replace then-Governor Gray Davis.²

Action man-turned-California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has given Terminator fans the hope that he could return for a fourth film - if it’s shot in his adopted state. The Austrian-born superstar isn’t involved in Terminator 4, Read more!³

A romantic action-comedy western called The Villain was released next, pairing Schwarzenegger with Kirk Douglas and Ann-Margret. That same year, Arnold agreed to play the part of Mickey Hargitay opposite Loni Anderson in The Jayne Mansfield Story.⁴

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s proposal to provide health coverage to every child in California, including illegal aliens, could leave the state liable for untold billions in unforeseen costs in the future, warns FAIR. The conservatively estimated cost of $400 million a year could easily balloon to many times that figure.⁵

One month after these revelations began to splash across the front pages of newspapers worldwide, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver held their wedding reception* at the Kennedy compound in Hyannisport, Mass. Schwarzenegger, a native of Austria, had invited Waldheim to the wedding, which of course can’t be held against him because the invitations surely went out well before the war crimes story broke.⁶